

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
Now, normally I am very shy, but Patrick seemed like the kind of guy you could just walk up to at a football game even though you were three years younger and not popular.
(Source: crackjuice)